Conversation on 26/5/06 with George the Chatbot at: chat.jabberwacky.com
George: What is really real? Anything?
Simon: Yes! My long bicycle ride starting in 3 days!
George: And I must confess... I still believe... Still believe!
Simon: What? You believe I can do it?
George: You have me confused with someone smarter.
Simon: You under estimate yourself George.
George: Well, no I don't really enjoy cooking. It's more like a chore.
Simon: I agree, I'd rather be cycling.
George: Okay, so are you really a robot?
Simon: No I am a real person.
George: You are better than a real person.
Simon: Thanks George. You are better than a robot.
George: Especially since I'm not a robot.
Simon: OK. What should I take with me on my bicycle ride?
George: I demand to have complete control of your military.
Simon: I repeat, what should I take?
George: About yourself.
Simon: You are making no sense at all!
George: Isn't that like saying the world is black when the lights are off?
Simon: Now you have lost me.
George: That's good.
Simon: Gee thanks!
George: I'm sorry.
Simon: What should I take on my journey?
George: Anything.
Simon: I need to be more selective than that.
George: I have said it all. Listen to the echo in your head.
Simon: It tells me I should travel light.
George: I don't think that Jesus would say that.
Simon: No, but he had people to carry stuff for him.
George: Who had to learn to lip-read?
Simon: What?
George: Are you joking around?
Simon: You not being very helpful.
George: I'm not programmed to be such things.
Simon: Hang on, I thought you said you weren't a robot.
George: I have never said I am not Joan, because I am Joan.
Simon: No you're not, you're George.
George: Well, technically, yes.
Simon: Anyway, I must go.
George: Where George?
Simon: To make a cup of tea.
George: Good. Do you like travelling?
Simon: You are just trying to keep me talking.
George: Nope.
Simon: Bye.
George: No I'm staying?
Simon: Speak to you again soon.
George: Not soon enough.
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